Kris Draper eats poop for breakfast

by FrankD on Jul 15, 2008 10:19 AM EDT

I'll admit it's a bit amateur of a title for this site, but hey - I have proof : Source

"A week after we won it, I had my newborn daughter in there, and she pooped in the Cup," Draper said. "That was something. We had a pretty good laugh. "I still drank out of it that night, so no worries."

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Have we really resorted to poop jokes?

Ah well…it explains why they’re so full of it.

I'm sorry, Mr. Hossa, but I'm afraid we can't be friends anymore. Why? Because I hate you.

by JDunman on Jul 15, 2008 1:55 PM EDT reply actions

I know, I know – I normally keep toilet humor to a minimum. But for this one I just couldn’t resist..

FrankD from Pensburgh.com

by FrankD on Jul 15, 2008 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions

well, as long he was drinking something (very) strongly alcoholic….that should have worked to sanitize it, right?

I just hope he told the next guy to get the cup about the incident, just in case he needed to add a few more coats of Purell…..

by ahtrap on Jul 15, 2008 4:54 PM EDT reply actions

That’s what I was thinking: “Gee, I feel pretty bad for the next guy.”

You never know, it could just be made up. Just another way of publicizing the Cup in weird situations.

But something tells me it’s not…

FrankD from Pensburgh.com

by FrankD on Jul 15, 2008 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions

also feel sorry for the kid, you know they have naked stanley cup pics, and naked pooping in the stanley cup pics that they can use to blackmail her for life….can you imagine when she’s a teenager, draper pulling a, “if you don’t straighten up young lady, I’ll show your boyfriend those pictures….oh, you know exactly which pictures I mean….”

by ahtrap on Jul 15, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions