Penguins 2009 Resolutions

by JDunman on Jan 1, 2009 1:46 PM EST

It's 2009, folks. We've all shook off our hangovers from last night and can now look clearly into the new year. Our beloved Pens are starting the year 19-14-4, sitting fourth in the Atlantic, but still hanging in the middle of the Eastern Conference.

So what resolutions would you make for our flightless birds? I have a couple - feel free to add your own.

Robotic joints replacing often-injured ones.
Remind all players that it is still a good thing to score on the power play.
Miracle cure that will bring Mario Lemieux back to the ice and keep him there...forever.
And of course - the Cup.

So what have you got?

The content expressed in fanposts does not necessarily reflect the opinions of the staff here at Pensburgh.com. FanPosts are opinions expressed by fans of various teams throughout the league but may be more Pittsburgh-centric for obvious reasons.

Tweet Comment 10 comments | 0 recs |

Do you like this story?

Comments

I’m all for invisible shields behind Fleury and Sabourin.

A PP unit that converts on at least 20% of chances

A clone of Evgeni Malkin, known to all as Genive Lakmin

And yes – the Cup would be nice too

Follow the Penguins on SBN @ Pensburgh.com

by FrankD on Jan 1, 2009 8:41 PM EST reply actions

Lakmin’s biggest fan would be DknarF of Hgrubsenp.com.

Let's go Pens!

by JDunman on Jan 1, 2009 9:33 PM EST up reply actions

Hmmm guy sounds like a tool.

Follow the Penguins on SBN @ Pensburgh.com

by FrankD on Jan 1, 2009 10:41 PM EST up reply actions

Yeah – if you ever see him, you should punch him. I hear he hangs out around your closest mirror – he’ll be the one with the reverse lettering on his shirt.

Let's go Pens!

by JDunman on Jan 1, 2009 10:54 PM EST up reply actions

Hmmm…A team that can get the puck out of their own friggin’ end—WHEN THEY ARE ON THE FRIGGIN’ POWER PLAY

by Creamer'sHead on Jan 2, 2009 8:18 AM EST reply actions

Perhaps two extra attackers on the PP? Can they possibly prevent a shorty when skating 7-on-4?

Follow the Penguins on SBN @ Pensburgh.com

by FrankD on Jan 2, 2009 9:26 AM EST up reply actions

I think when your PP goes 0-20, you should be awarded an extra skater for every subsequent PP until a goal is scored.

Let's go Pens!

by JDunman on Jan 2, 2009 12:24 PM EST up reply actions

STOP MISSING THE NET!!!!

And I am pointing at Staal first and foremost on this list… I wish they had a stat for shots taken that went wide… I’d put money on it that Jordan Stall would be in the top 5 of the league and that the Pens would be one of the highest ranked teams in this category…

Maybe they need some accuracy drills in practice, because they miss the net way too much.

by Stros Bro on Jan 4, 2009 2:29 PM EST reply actions