Of course there are things that pretty much every Pens fan wants to see this season--our players staying healthy, sick goals and lots of them, Mellon Arena's last game ever ending with a Stanley Cup celebration. Then there are the less obvious things that we'd really enjoy if they ever actually happened. So, to help us get through this last long week before the season really starts, here's a fun question--what would you like to see happen with the Pens in 2009-10?

Some things I'd like to see:

* Evgeni Malkin admits that his English has always been better than he let on, but he wanted to avoid being interviewed by Pierre McGuire as long as possible.

* Bill Guerin becomes the new spokesbody for Wrangler Jeans. (Okay, I may be alone in this. But hey, better him than Brett Favre or Dale Earnhardt, Jr., right?)

* Sidney Crosby hat-tricks on hostile ice, then revisits his anti-planned celebration stance just long enough to adapt NASCAR driver Kyle Busch's victory bow, complete with counting goals on his fingers the way Busch counts the year's wins.

* Jordan Staal finally responds to a "brothers" question with a roll of his eyes and an aggrieved "Can we *please* talk about something else now?".

* A loud, spontaneous chant of "Stay in the net!" at Mellon Arena results in Marc-Andre Fleury staying in the net for the rest of the night.

So what would you like to see?