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Alighieri Had Way Too Much Free Time

I had way too much free time while I was away so I actually took liberties with another song & changed some lyrics around to fit our goaltending "controversy".

Thank goodness MAF had that great game & made this so outdated.

I'll put it up anyway.

First one to guess the song & the artist gets free candy, edible arrangements, a hug & boxful of assorted cookies.

He's got legs. And he knows how to use em'

We're shouting Beej, cause the Pens know how to choose em'

Poke checks & glove saves, they'll wonder how to beat em'

Would you get behind him, at least until MAF finds it.

Even without Fleury, Even without Fleury

We're gonna be alright. (thank Beej, we're alright)

 

Look at Flower. Way back in oh nine.

He's kinda jet set, flying across the goal line

If our D was reelin', he'll know what to do.

Soon we'll get to see, our Flower pull through

We'll be just fine. Flower's gonna shine.

Damn he'll get it right. (Soon he'll get it right) [Update: (Look! He got it right!)]

 

They've got legs. And they know how to use em'

Pad saves & blocker shots. That's a great goalie tandem.

Big saves & highlights, we'll see em' all the time

Night after night. It'll look just like oh-nine

Off the blocker, shit, it's BJ & the Flower!

Our goalies are alright... They're both alright....

 

[Hint: Think ZZ Top]

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