this is your typical what if thread. lets have some fun shall we

bill guerin, break away artist, grizzled old vet, and no teeth having old man

via sportsillustrated.cnn.com

 mated with.......

 thats right. chuck. the end all be all. the man who roundhouse kicked himself in the face, just to see how it felt. the man who looked at the then striaght tower of pizza, which in turn made it slanted.

the answer is.....