[Edited by Frank]
Katie did such a friggin awesome job with this that it deserves it's own front page post, even though everyone is already reccing the hell out of it.
Read up friends and enjoy. And if you are one of those lurker types who is too afraid to join in, here's a quick glimpse into what you've been missing.
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y'all better believe i did this. let's get started. it's gonna be a LONG post, so buckle in. no, i'm talking REALLY LONG. like go make coffee because this ain't gonna load in two seconds long. if there was another way to shorten it, i didn't know and i'm sorry.
here goes.
PENS V. SENS- October 12, 2009
in which we reference robin williams in a movie he probably doesn't remember he was in.
in which cari discovers canada's true identity.
PENS V. BLUES- October 20, 2009
in which we discover the only way that sidney probably could be more talked about is if he bended the laws of physics. then he won the gold medal.
in which frank epically wins.
PENS V. PANTHERS- October 23, 2009
in which we learn that justinm is very descriptive:
in which we learn that ghostwalker, did, in fact support fleury.
PENS V. CANADIENS- October 28, 2009
in which we learn that sometimes, your fantasy team's interests are number one.
in which pensburgh creates an all-star break.
PENS V. KINGS- November 5, 2009
in which we defy ordinary.
in which hooks realizes letang's fantastic hair is the cause of a lot of his problems.
in which we decide that alcohol is the answer.
PENS V. PANTHERS- November 23, 2009
in which hooks makes jersey babies.
PENS V. CANADIENS- November 25, 2009
in which awkward statements about russians are made. 
PENS V. ISLANDERS- November 27, 2009
in which olen makes up words about the powerplay.
PENS V. RANGERS- November 30, 2009
in which cari tells the rangers who's boss, via mike rupp.
PENS V. AVS- December 3, 2009
in which we show great gm potential.
PENS V. BLACKHAWKS- December 5, 200
in which staal is elevated to the level of a deity. so maybe this one had a little to do with my own bias. whatever. it's my post.
PENS V. CANES- December 7, 2009
in which pensburgh institutes a penalty system.
PENS V. FLYERS- December 17, 2009
in which olen tries to understand a flyers fan's logic.
PENS V. THRASHERS- January 5, 2010
in which frank makes me laugh. i know the headline to this one isn't that great. it's one am. hush.
PENS V. FLAMES- January 13, 2010
in which we making hooking dirty.
PENS V. CANUCKS- January 18, 2010
in which we discuss "half nude old dude fashion".
PENS V. SABRES- February 1, 2010
in which we learn what sidney's really going to be working on this summer.
in which wwe scripts are born.
PENS V. CAPS- February 7, 2010
in which we raise money for haiti by listing off bears.
and pie.
and cheese.
in which we are clearly non-biased observers when it comes to the new nhl commercials.
PENS V. ISLANDERS- February 10, 2010
in which hooks tells ron cook who runs this show.
in which we will NEVER EVER EVER let ted leonsis forget his "we have arrived" comment.
in which frank reveals the true refs behind the caps/habs game where they almost dethroned the '92-'93 pens' win streak.
in which we remember the '92-'93 pens.
in which frank, again, proves himself the ref insider.
PENS V. RANGERS- February 12, 2010
in which bullsfan plans out sidney's personal life.
PENS V. PREDS- February 14, 2010
in which we learn that the chances of sidney not playing in the olympics are rather low.
PENS V. SABRES- March 2, 2010
in which pensburgh discovers the secret to world peace-- sean avery.
PENS V. STARS- March 6, 2010
in which bullsfan just has to make you laugh.
PENS V. HURRICANES- March 11, 2010
in which...yeah, more bullsfan. but you know you love it.
PENS V. BRUINS- March 19, 2010
in which frank appeals to higher authority.
PENS V. RED WINGS- March 22, 2010
in which bullsfan is sneaksy.
in which cari finds another community service opportunity for the pens.
in which a pensburgh meme is formed.
in which it gets real.
PENS V. CAPS- March 24, 2010
in which i learn i have a serious staal problem.
in which words fail us.
PENS V. LEAFS- March 28, 2010
in which we see what would happen if sid and ovechkin won the rocket richard trophy.
PENS V. LIGHTNING- March 31, 2010
in which you should probably go back and read the whole thing. it's just that good. there is a lot of talk about chinese food and waffles.
PENS V. THRASHERS- April 3, 2010
in which billy g stuns us all.
in which we find out kellyn's true aspirations.
PENS V. CAPS- April 6, 2010
in which olen shows us his hockey haiku.
PENS V. THRASHERS- April 10, 2010
in which we discover olen truly has a gift.
PENS V. THRASHERS- April 11, 2010
in which we find more poetry. and job the nobel peace prize.
in which cari shows her wisdom.
that's all i got.
y'all should discuss the ones i left out in the comments.
postseason edition to come when it is not 2 am.
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