Top Ten things to do during this Playoff run....
The second installment of TehChico's TopTen. Just something I threw together over the weekend. As always, I'll be focused less on the hockey itself and more on the culture surrounding it, or how it's influenced myself and other puckheads.
Now for the Jump-list to follow...lets all hold on.
10. Game Day Routine: Be it lucky burrito or just the same shirt/Jersey/Hat. Find something you are comfortable in that you feel give the team the best superstitious chance to win. I wear a Yellow 90's Flying Penguin hat when I watch the game. After all it's hockey, and them hockey players are real superstitious beings. Unless you are conference championship trophy. Or is being the opposite of superstitious still actually being superstitious? Good Afternoon, but I digress.
9. Make sure you watch the game in places you can cheer loudly for you team and not get physically injured for it. I am in Flyers Country...that pretty much means my living room with my Wife and Dog-both Penguins Fans.
8. If you are a guy, do it up and grow that playoff beard. If you are a lady...ah...well...find a guy who can grow a playoff beard and stick with him for the Playoff run.
7. Get on the Pensburgh open threads during the games and cheer with your brethren from around the World! (yep shameless plug and I don't even work here) Besides, I don’t live in Pittsburgh and attend Penguins games. There are some great quotes and threads that pop out of nowhere. Man Crushes (and crushes in general-Katielynn) a plenty.
6. Have a drink of celebration after every goal scored, and shot of depression for every goal against. This helped me win a Fantasy Football league championship employing this technique during the championship weekend in regards to touchdowns.
5. If you have friends that are fans of an opposing team of the Penguins during the run, respect them during the series and make sure to gloat directly or indirectly after the Pens win the series. (See Flyers, Philadelphia 2008-2009). Say things like, "well if they would have pulled off the win they could have played for the cup." Or “Man that Carcillo can sure win a fight”
4. If you work, try to not let that come between you and your playoff hockey. I know, easier said than done. That's why the Good Lord made sick days.
3.Get overly excited during goals, or amazing saves. Jump up in the air, high five someone, if it's an OT goal you are allowed to run in circles screaming "Yes Yes Yes, oh God Yes!"
2. See a game live and in person, whether it is at the Igloo or on the road. Playoff hockey is an amazing animal, and the Tension is magnified 10 fold in person. Seeing the Pens deflate an oppositions building or Blow the roof off the Igloo is something to behold.
1. Remember the Pens are never out of it, until the series is over. Enjoy the highs, cry during the lows...but remember this sure beats the years we were cheering for the Blues, Stars or other Team to win because the Pens didn't make it to the show.
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Oh yeah. I do most of this. I have a particular perfume I wear on playoff game days, and everyone who knows me knows when the Penguins are playing by smell. Also, I’m pathetically proud that I got my brother into the Penguins and hockey in general this season. He’s growing a playoff beard, so I think I can count that as having him grow it for me.
I find it hard to follow a game thread and a game both, but Katielynn’s not the only one with a crush. I still have a thing for Guerin from last year’s playoffs. Rupp can look very good to me, and I forget that Crosby’s too damn young for me to even consider looking at when he’s playing on fire.
"Darling, you say Brooks Orpik 'checked' that guy. He did not 'get under him and put him into the wall'."--Beloved to me, Winter 2007
Cocktails With the Penguins, where Pens fans toast victories and drown defeats.
I never thought about it before, but I could see someone taking the “Crosby-as-pool-boy” angle considerably further than I’d like to imagine.
Game of the Day
See what kind of disturbing mental images you can conjure up for JustinM.
Any takers?
May the 4th be with you. (Happy Star Wars Day!)
I’m a part-time interior decorator, and I pitch in on tasks like painting and knocking down walls myself. I’ve told my friends that if I hired a contractor built like Crosby, I’d be incredibly lazy and unproductive.
(That a disturbing enough mental image? ;-)
"Darling, you say Brooks Orpik 'checked' that guy. He did not 'get under him and put him into the wall'."--Beloved to me, Winter 2007
Cocktails With the Penguins, where Pens fans toast victories and drown defeats.
by GreenEyedLilo on May 4, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh man. I have so many superstitions from last seaon’s run. Like I can’t EVER say anything on facebook about the pens, or else we’ll lose. Or I have to watch a game in a certain place or wear a certain shirt. I know it really doesn’t make any difference, but I still can’t NOT do it. Guess I’ve played too many years of hockey myself to not be affected by superstitions…
Along those first lines, last season a Caps fan buddy of mine put a profane photoshop of "-—- Gettin Blasted" on my facebook when it was 2-0 in that series. Yeah, he regretted that one.
"Don't matter who did what to who at this point. Fact is, we went to war and there ain't no turnin' back. I mean, s---, it's what war is, you know? Once you in it, you in it. If it's a lie, then we fight on that lie. But we gotta fight."
i appreciate the shout out. and y’all for dealing with my staal/sidney rants.
STAAL FOR SELKE. SIDNEY FOR EVERY OTHER ONE.
also, at the end of this season, we most definitely should do a “best of game threads” post.
STAAL FOR SELKE. SIDNEY FOR EVERY OTHER ONE.
I nominate you to do that post! :)
"Don't matter who did what to who at this point. Fact is, we went to war and there ain't no turnin' back. I mean, s---, it's what war is, you know? Once you in it, you in it. If it's a lie, then we fight on that lie. But we gotta fight."
I second that.
And admit, it will be a lot of work.
Follow the Penguins on SBN @ Pensburgh.com and twitter.
That’s going to be a long process of going through the open thread logs. Sounds like work for someone who has experience staying up late trying to get ready for finals….
"Let the Rabbits wear glasses"
I’m with OSU34 above, I can’t mention anything about the penguins winning at all on any interweb place. Also, for those really important games (think last year’s SCF game 6 after our jump off the bridge poor performance in game 5), I absolutely MUST have little ceasar’s $5 pizza. Whenever I do, we win. I’m something like 7-0 when I get the pizza since last year’s run. I got some for Game 4 and 6 of our series against Ottawa, and look what happened.
I’m saving up the good mojo now though, can’t go wastin’ it in the early rounds.
by Hockey Beard in SLC on May 4, 2010 5:06 PM EDT reply actions
You actually eat little caesars pizza?
Wow, talk about taking one for the team. Do you hold your nose while taking a bite?
It’s pretty tough to respect all my friends who are Habs fans because they say the stupidest crap regarding Crosby and the Pens. But I’ll try. At least I don’t live in Montreal anymore.
Marcy
http://marcyhockey.blogspot.com/
I know the feeling…I think I may live in the Crosby-hate capital of the world. I try not to engage in any of this trash talk…not my style. It sure is fun enjoy the wins against the Flyers the last two years…it’s almost like they are waiting for the trash talk…“The anticipation of death is worse than death itself.”
"Let the Rabbits wear glasses"
ah…yea we had this conversation before…. :-( sniffles…I was born and partially raised there….now in South Jersey. The fans are worse here….seriously…it’s like they have a complex.
"Let the Rabbits wear glasses"
Some of the best days ever for me, when pens beat the flyers, I walk into school and I know if the Pens don’t win I have people ready to give me a hard time any second. But when the Pens win and Flyers lose it’s like the orange gets sucked out of the school.
Don't leave the duck there thats totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing it'll have much more fun. - Sleep Talkin' Man
by gingerredboy on May 12, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Man, there’s a little something missing since I can’t grow a playoff beard this year. My grad school adviser had a talk with me about my facial hair (before the playoffs started) and hinted that it would look bad for our lab if I grew a playoff beard. So, I’m living vicariously through Max Talbot’s beard this season. Don’t hate me!
And watching games where you can get physically hurt is also fun. I’m in southwest VA where there are a ton of Caps fans. Game 7 against the Canadiens my roommate (also a Habs fan) and I cheered every Habs goal and booed every Caps goal and every time Ovechkin touched the puck. I’ll admit, it’s kinda different than Philly territory and I don’t have a family. But sometimes going into opposition territory is a great thing to do.
Pirates, Vikings, Hokies. I'm used to heartbreak. At least I have the Penguins....
"When I put on my uniform, I feel I am the proudest man on earth."
-The Great One
by blackjackfishtaco on May 4, 2010 6:48 PM EDT reply actions
Watching hockey in Blacksburgh…sweet.
10 wins to go.
Let's go Pens!
by PensAreYourDaddy on May 4, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, it’s not just hockey players with superstitions! I have a very specific warm-up that I have to do before a meet or else I’m a wreck, and then I have to cool-down the same way after my race.
As for Pens superstitions, I have a certain pair of fleur-de-lis earrings (that I made!) that I wear for every game. I also won’t wash my hoodie during the postseason unless we’re between series; it doesn’t get washed during the season unless I absolutely have to, and never before a Flyers game. The Pens have invariably lost the first game after I wash my hoodie EVERY time. I don’t know why. I also HAVE to mute the TV and turn Mike Lange on; he’s the reason I started watching hockey in the first place and I never watch a game without him.
And being nice to opposing fans? All right. I can do that. If they show a lack of respect for me or my team, though, I’ll give as good as I get. But there are a couple of people I know that I just like to hassle, like the kid on campus who’s a Caps fan or the guy my dad works with who’s a Blackhawks fan (I can’t resist jobbing him about Hossa every chance I get).
I will say that one of my favorite hockey experiences didn’t come from Mellon Arena or watching a game with my friends; it came from watching the Pens/Flyers series during the 2008 Playoff run in the lounge at PSU with the rest of the high school students who were there for the Pennsylvania Junior Academy of Science competition. We were literally divided down the middle, with Flyers fans on the left and Pens fans on the right. It was phenomenal; it’s hard to describe the atmosphere. I had no idea who any of these people were, but I will always remember that game.
by MyDearestObsession on May 4, 2010 7:17 PM EDT reply actions
Did you run CC?
Back in my high-school days, my superstitions also bridged over to race-day attire. I used to wear a necklace for EVERY race that read in block letter beads, “BIG DOG”. I also ran sockless, even in the winter, lol.
-Bryan
No, I swim. I’ve been doing the same warm-up/cool-down routine for 5 years now and it hasn’t failed me yet. =]
by MyDearestObsession on May 4, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Cool, Mike Lange is the main reason I’m a Pens fan, along with Mario and my former roommate who was from Pittsburgh. Listening to games on KDKA back in the old days got me totally hooked on the Pens.
10 wins to go.
Let's go Pens!
by PensAreYourDaddy on May 4, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Unfortunately, it took me until high school to get REALLY hooked on the Pens. It was just by happy accident that I found Mike Lange and started listening to the games because my music tastes shifted from country to The X. I would turn the radio on while I was doing my homework, and there would be this crazy guy talking about “Sidney Crosby” and “Evgeni Malkin” and yelling “Get that dog off my lawn!” and I had no idea what was going on. So I kept listening and taught myself about hockey (instead of Precalc – it’s served me well so far in college).
by MyDearestObsession on May 6, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
After today’s game, I’m running out to buy a cola during the 2nd intermission. The Pens usually score on the PP when I do.
After about a year and a half, I've finally got around to giving myself a profile. Yay me!
Just so I never have to answer this again. I'm from Singapore so whenever you see me online, I'm either sleep deprived or just waking up.
And I guess I’ll keep drinking a 2nd intermission going into the 3rd period Sam Adams.
10 wins to go.
Let's go Pens!
by PensAreYourDaddy on May 5, 2010 8:38 AM EDT up reply actions
I named one of my cocktails after Marc-Andre Fleury’s last shutout, and liked it lots. Guess what I had last night? Guess what I’ll be having throughout the playoffs? That or a weird blender drink I made with strawberries and Sauvignon Blanc that I haven’t posted yet, that I drank the night the Pens beat Ottawa.
It’s funny how superstitions can start, isn’t it?
"Darling, you say Brooks Orpik 'checked' that guy. He did not 'get under him and put him into the wall'."--Beloved to me, Winter 2007
Cocktails With the Penguins, where Pens fans toast victories and drown defeats.
by GreenEyedLilo on May 5, 2010 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions
tell me about it… 3rd game’s this happened. That and my MAF t-shirt under my uniform.
After about a year and a half, I've finally got around to giving myself a profile. Yay me!
Just so I never have to answer this again. I'm from Singapore so whenever you see me online, I'm either sleep deprived or just waking up.
I’m really surprised “Have wife call me upstairs to put crying one year old to bed during every game at approximately the 14 minute mark of the 3rd period (9pm). Then forced to watch rest of game via DVR to avoid missing any action while praying the allotted two hours of additional recording time was enough in the event of OT marathon…” didn’t make the list.
That made the list….it’s #27 on the “Top 100 Reasons I Don’t Have Kids” list ;-)
10 wins to go.
Let's go Pens!
by PensAreYourDaddy on May 7, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
my game day routine is pretty simple. I have two sports Illustrated’s by the tv. Before every game I get down on my knees…hey where is this going??? and say, a la wayne and garth: I’m not worthy, I’m not worthy. Plus, the last two years I would work on my Duct Tape Stanley Cup. This year since it’s finished I just pour a little beer into the metal bowl at the top and take a swig so that I have touched before every game.
Put on your dancin' shoes.
I’m giving up the cola ritual… That trickler that Fleury dropped gave me a friggin heart attack
After about a year and a half, I've finally got around to giving myself a profile. Yay me!
Just so I never have to answer this again. I'm from Singapore so whenever you see me online, I'm either sleep deprived or just waking up.
that and too much sugary drinks are bad for you
After about a year and a half, I've finally got around to giving myself a profile. Yay me!
Just so I never have to answer this again. I'm from Singapore so whenever you see me online, I'm either sleep deprived or just waking up.
yup, an alternative!
After about a year and a half, I've finally got around to giving myself a profile. Yay me!
Just so I never have to answer this again. I'm from Singapore so whenever you see me online, I'm either sleep deprived or just waking up.
I’m thinking “Singapore Sling”.
It seems appropriate …
Leafs fan living large in the Pitt and pretending like the drought is over. Go Pens!
because my officers love it when their men drink fruity alcoholic drinks while “appropriating” the base camp’s internet connection…
game 5 i was having instant noodles for breakfast, we did well, until that 3rd period cola that is. Will have to wait till the next round to try it out. I’ll be busy tomorrow.
After about a year and a half, I've finally got around to giving myself a profile. Yay me!
Just so I never have to answer this again. I'm from Singapore so whenever you see me online, I'm either sleep deprived or just waking up.
Any tips for the offseason? WHAT DO I DO NOW?!!!?!?!
Follow the Penguins on SBN @ Pensburgh.com and twitter.
Keep watching hockey.
Visit in-laws in New Mexico.
Use unspent playoff ticket money for annual trip to Duck that I didn’t think we could afford this year.
Actually do some work in the yard.
Break out the 10 greatest games collection (even though they aren’t nearly the actual 10 greatest games) and other classic Pens games you may have recorded over the years.
Keep visiting Pensburgh.
Do some volunteer work.
Enjoy the final months of Howard Stern’s show.
Hey, what do you know, the season is about to start!
The Pens will be back.
by PensAreYourDaddy on May 13, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions

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