So my girlfriend and I are going out for dinner and a few beers when she gets a text message from her dad, a finance manager for BMW in greater Los Angeles: "I just sold Andrew Sutton a car." My first thought was, "Why does Andrew Sutton sound familiar?" A split second later I busted up laughing and grabbed her phone. "Ask him if he is an expert," I texted her dad. A few minutes later I got the reply: "He cracked up and said to tell you, yes, he is an expert." I finished it off the exchange with a simple text, "Go Pens."