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I was driving into work this morning and developed a flawless, systematic formula that proves...

I was driving into work this morning and developed a flawless, systematic formula that proves Jaromir Jagr will sign with the Penguins.

If Jagr signs with the Pens (or any team for that matter - but let's remain optimistic) it will be his 19th NHL season. I'm applying the laws of numerology to this equation and saying he signs with the Penguins today.

Crosby's 87 - Jagr's 68 = 19

Malkin's 71 + 19 = 90 (Jagr's Rookie Year)

Kool Aid tastes good.

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