Mario Lemieux: the phone number of a good interior decorator for that new crib in Canada.
Ron Burkle: A note of thanks for his help in trying to end the lockout earlier this month.
Dan Bylsma: A compass that only displays his favorite directions: North/South.
Sidney Crosby: An English to German dictionary if he decides to play in Switzerland
Evgeni Malkin: A big shelf to hang all the awards he piled up in 2012
James Neal: Protein shakes to help recover the muscles after the endless off-season workouts with Gary Roberts
Craig Adams: A book and a nice rest from boardroom meetings and traveling to New York City
Marc-Andre Fleury: A new glove, just in case
Tomas Vokoun: A new groin…just in case
Tyler Kennedy: Tutor shooter with reinforcing on the goalie’s chest.
Brandon Sutter: Jordan Staal jersey, on sale. (Hey if you can’t beat the shadow, be the shadow, right?)
Paul Martin: Giant Eagle advantage card to stock up on ingredients for James Neal’s breakfasts
Pascal Dupuis: Some league-wide respect for his still current NHL-longest points streak
Beau Bennett: The name of a real estate agent in Pittsburgh, that he’ll need very soon
Gary Bettman, Donald Fehr, Bill Daly and Steve Fehr: Big lump of coal that they can split 50/50 if they figure out how to divide last year’s gift that they’re still arguing about
NHL fans and Pensburgh readers everywhere: A very happy and safe holiday with all the gifts you want...And the hope for a quick and painless end to this senseless lockout