Since for a long time people in different NHL pages have been enamored of the Bettman conspiracies. I thought I bring a new edition. After all the Wings conspiracy of a few years ago, is out of print so to speak. The Pens conspiracy, now has hopefully been put to rest. Here are my points for the 2012 edition.

1. No Canadian teams guarantees NBC, the highest possible regional market in the US and saves money on having there producers and commentators travel across the border.

2 Our team ( the Coyotes) , will advance at least to the 2nd round. Hey we have to make some money. Enough with the non profit operation down there.

3 All the semifinals should be within bus driving distance to save money for everybody.

4 Having the Rangers play the Devils will guarantee several things, NY, Nj ratings. Less money on travel. The Devils will make enough money to stay afloat without counting on regular season sellouts.

5 The Yotes will have a nice ride to LA without having to cross the border, risking having Raffi Torres detained for assault

If anyone can add more to the conspiracy, feel free. Don't hold back, like in any conspiracy, we need an informant on the inside. Also be forewarned there will be deniability by the conspirators. An essential element of any conspiracy