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Pittsburgh Penguins 2016 Stanley Cup Run: A complete guide to playoff beards

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Ranking each member of the Pittsburgh Penguins for how their playoff beard has shaped up over the last 2 months.

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The Pittsburgh Penguins playoff run started 52 days ago, way back on April 11th against the New York Rangers. Since then, every single player on the team has been growing a beard. No no-shows, no veteran goatees, just a lot of facial hair and testosterone.

So let's go all buzzfeed on you and rank them for #content.

#7 is gonna blow your mind!

Pittsburgh Penguins Playoff Beard Power Ranking

#22 Olli Maatta

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22 going on 42 for the way he acts, but going on 12 with the baby-face.

#21 Evgeni Malkin

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God bless him, and full credit since he's actually growing a beard for the first time in his playoff career, but the facial hair game is not strong on Geno.

#20 Marc-Andre Fleury

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Playoff beard, or 3 Musketeer? You be the judge.

#19 Matt Cullen

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Believe he's been shaving every round, but when you're 39 and still an impact player in the NHL you get to make your own rules.

#18 Conor Sheary

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Only 23, so no biggie that his beard isn't strong, better that his overtime game is.

#17 Carl Hagelin

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Much like Letang, if we took into account the flow+beard, Hags would be in the top 2. Alas, for playoff beard alone he's not going to rank so high against his teammates.

#16 Chris Kunitz

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I mean he's got to have shaved once in the last 53 days right? Not a great beard from one of the most senior members of the team.

#15 Sidney Crosby

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He cheated by starting early (right, Logan Couture?) and still can't end up in the top-10. That said, Sid's beard now is like a million times better than in 2009, so he's got something going for him.

#14 Tom Kuhnhackl

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Not bad at all for a young man!

#13 Trevor Daley

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I didn't include many injured players/scratches, but couldn't leave out a Daley happy-face.

#12 Brian Dumoulin

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This picture does him a lot of justice, a solid beard for still a pretty young guy.

#11 Eric Fehr

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A workmanlike solid beard for a workmanlike solid player.

#10 Ian Cole

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Looking at this picture, I might have under-ranked the best pure ginger beard on the team.

#9 Bryan Rust

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At just 23 years old, Rust's beard game is almost as good as his "scoring crucial goals late in the playoffs" game. Which is to say, both are strong.

#8 Ben Lovejoy

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He's only 32 (I say this because I'm only 32) and the bottom the the beard is starting to show some gray. Great beard though.

#7 Matt Murray

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Fully admit, we're grading on a curve here because a kid who turned 22 years old last week shouldn't be able to grow a beard like this. Or probably have 13 wins (and counting) in the playoffs. Murray defies all the odds

#6 Kris Letang

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If this was beard+flow, Letang's in a class all his own. As it stands for this, a great beard.

#5 Nick Bonino

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Been spendin' all my life, livin' in an Amish paradise.

(loses a couple points for starting to grow this beaut before the playoffs began. But who cares, just a great look for BONINO BONINO BONINO!)

#4 Patric Hornqvist

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Scandinavians aren't always known for their beards, but Hornqvist is sporting a magnificent one. You have to be a tough guy to go to the front of the net like he does, so maybe we shouldn't be surprised that he's got the hair on his face to show it.

#3 Justin Schultz

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Jet-black and thick, Schultz might have to be sheltered as a player, but his beard stands alone. The all-around "playoff hockey" look is bolstered by the recent loss of one of his top-front teeth.

#2 Phil Kessel

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Perhaps a controversial call, but I'll give Phil credit- for a light-haired guy he grows a nice beard and not some creepy flesh-toned beard like many others. Excellent coloration too from the blond mustache to the red chin. As usual, Phil scores points on style.

#1 Pascal Dupuis

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Duh. Dupuis, seen above May 29th at a press conference prior to the Stanley Cup Final still has the best beard on the team, even if he isn't playing.

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That's it, that's the list!