Out of all the Pittsburgh Penguins, Nick Bonino probably has the best Twitter. If not him, then he’s certainly in the running for it. He’s relatively active, he shares adorable pictures of both his dog and baby, and he even uses it for something else we all do: to vent about inconveniences throughout life.
Such as this completely correct take:
If you don't return your shopping cart to the cart return areas in the parking lot or store and leave it wherever you want...you stink— Nick Bonino (@NickBonino) September 2, 2016
As with most things, Bonino is bang on. I’m guessing he came across stray shopping carts earlier, inspiring this very reasonable tweet (including relatively mild insult).
This isn’t the first time Bonino has offered an insight into the basic dignities that should accompany us as we live our daily lives.
If you're stuck in traffic and you jump a solid white into the entrance ramp to pass 15 cars, I hate you. How do you sleep at night— Nick Bonino (@NickBonino) September 29, 2015
The world would probably be a little better if we just all listened to Bonino.